Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Zombie Prom Pictures

So I took Friday off work so I could participate in the local Zombie Walk/Zombie Prom. My co- workers were very disappointed that I wasn't going to be there to wear my costume and chase them down the hallways this year. I promised to stop by if we had time, but unfortunately, Lula hurt her neck and we spent all afternoon at the vet's office. (She's currently still doped up from that, but fine)
I spent about an hour each on our make up. I had messed up our clothes the weekend before. Paul kept insisting that he needed more blood.

Shannon and Paddy met us there.


I had no idea we were going to be the only girls there.


mmmm...minty





Every picture of me in my twenties, I was holding a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other. In my thirites, I've replaced the drink with my iphone.

That's a severed head that I hollowed out to use as a purse.

We have a photo that looks just like this from our wedding day.

Paddy was a waving zombie.


Zombie Barbie poses

Someone bet Paul that he couldn't lick his own eyeball.

First shot that someone bought for us. Me + hard alcohol= throwing up in the car on the way home.


Zombie love...at least I didn't have to worry about getting make up all over him.



Zombie Prom King contestants. Paddy's still waving. The drag queen on the end in the blue lame won...WTF!

Prom Queen contestants

Shannon and I aghast that the bimbo in the purple dress won sans zombie make up. Oh well, I didn't want to have to dance with the scary drag zombie anyway. WE WERE ROBBED!

The bar owners bought us a shot because we should have won. I should have not drank this.

Bring on the dance party! Shannon told the DJ that it was our 10th wedding anniversary. He claimed we weren't old enough (thanks guy!) but gave us a shout out and we had to slow dance to some shitty country song with some other couple that really was having their anniversary.


I may have been dancing to "my perogative" when I dropped this classic pose. Remember what I said about me and hard alcohol. It's not pretty. We got a cab shortly after this and went home to sleep it off. The best part of the whole night was on the zombie walk when all the zombies attacked a bus that was letting off passengers. No pictures of that unfortunately, and I was laughing my ass off too hard to stay in character.
Halloween night we went to San Francisco. I'll get to that later

Sunday, October 18, 2009

My Pretty Zombie Video

So Paul's messing around with his movie maker program and asks for some zombie pictures.
I, of course, was complaining the whole time.

Me: Can't you make the title on a different page and not over a picture?
Paul: I guess
Me: Can't you change the font? And make it pink? I like Vivaldi.
Paul: No
Me: Look, I can do it on MY computer!
Paul: Good for you. Do you want to do it?

So finally I shut the hell up. Enjoy!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Zombie Killer Pendant Giveaway on Mrs.B's blog!

You know you want one...Check out Mrs. B's 31 Days of Halloween contest HERE. She is giving away so many cool and fabulous prizes every day this month! And if you are super lucky and awesome, I will be mailing this bad boy to you. Good luck and hugs!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Jenna Before and After



Sometimes the barbies are really jacked up before I even get my hands on them. I think this was a Belle doll from Beauty and the Beast. I don't know what the eff happened to her hair...yikes! Plus weird yellow eyes.

She turned out very bloody.

I love dangling eyeballs!


If barbies hair is only slightly jacked up, the easiest thing to do is either use a leave in detangler spray (soak completely and comb through) or get wet and condtion with any condtioner and comb through. For serious hair disasters like Jenna's: Boil water and dunk the whole head in!After it's cooled, apply detangler or conditioner and comb through. Boiling solves most bad hair days, but will also remove curls. If you want to restore curls, you can "set" the hair on something round like straws and then pour boiling water over her head. Leave the straws in until hair dries.

Sweet Photo on a Sunday

MMMM...tasty.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Bring Me The Pain - POE w/ Khela

I know I'm always going on and on about how great Paul is. So what if I haven't watched a movie, read a book, worked on my crafty-ness, or done just about anything for the last 10 years without guitar noodling in the background? These are things a girl can get used to.

This is the new band he has joined P.O.E
.(youtube won't let me link this so heres the website www.productofenvironment.com)
I've only been able to see them perform once, (insert me whining about having to work nights here) but they were freaking awesome!

They will be playing this Saturday (10/10/09) at the Element Lounge In San Francisco.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

I'm feeling blue


For reals.


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