Last nights was about the effing walnut tree in front of our house, and the evil squirrels and birds that live in it.
Me: my entire car is covered with shit! I can't even see out the back window! I just washed it because it was covered in shit!
Paul: that sucks
Me: and I don't even know if it's bird shit or squirrel shit. How do you tell the difference?
Paul: squirrel shit is saltier
-- Post From My iPhone
Oh no. :/
ReplyDeleteWow. That's a lot of shit.
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT! Ive never seen a car so full of crap before :( you made me laugh at the end though!
ReplyDeleteOh it's so horrible. And there's no place else to park!
ReplyDeleteOMG, that's just...insane!! That's like the poor folk who have to park their cars under certain trees downtown--looks like a massacre in white after >.< The worst I ever got was a massive pelting of my car beneath a tree with purple berries in it...that was horrific, blue-black splats everywhere...
ReplyDeleteWow! It looks like you parked in a Nature Preserve. I knew a guy that sweared by applying Pledge furniture wax to his car and Rain X to his glass. He said it made hosing off the mess a snap. Personally? I'd invest in a pellet gun ;)
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