Ghosts and home alone-ing it

So Paul has been in Florida for a work thing the past few days. Even though I have enormous piles of things to do, I'd rather sit around and bemoan my loneliness.
Last night Clint and I were texting and discussing ghost hunting.
I mentioned that I had noticed earlier when I had let the dogs out to pee, that all the patio furniture had been rearranged.
I know our back yard is not accessible. I certainly wasn't out there having a drunk furniture party. Clint suggested I put on Spanish tv to calm my nerves...it really works!
Anyway, I got another text from him tonight asking about the ghostly furniture moving.
I went out back to take a picture for evidence...
OMG is that an ORB?!?
I'm never going outside again!


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Makeup!

I haven't been talking about it much here, because I've been too busy making it!
There is one thing to be super excited about and that's my pal Erin's blog

http://www.ohhonestlyerin.com/archives/7341

Sorry for the uncouth linkage, but I just can't bring myself to get on my laptop these days, or as I like to call it...the pink dinosaur.

Anyway, Erin is giving away 5 pots of my eyeshadow to one lucky reader...so go and enter. And follow her blog while you're there because it's some kind of hilarious.

So while we are talking make up, here's a picture of me rocking some of my fx zombify line.
I'm wearing
Black Eye
Old Bruise
Rash
New Bruise.
The best part of this picture is that I went to work like this..both eyes! And no one said anything!
I totally had my " I just walked into a wall, no it's really because I wouldn't listen, he had to tell me twice" story down, but to no avail. No one was even mildly surprised or interested. Except for the temp I had to train that day unexpectedly...oops!
Not sure what I have to do to get some attention in that place...maybe set myself on fire?



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Tattoos and stuff

So Paul got me a gift certificate and an appointment to get tattooed for valentines day! Possibly one of the best gifts ever! He sees Clint ( my tattoo bud) more than I do seems how the tattoo shop is right next to the starbucks he frequents daily.
I'm in the process of getting my leg sleeve done. I forgot how long huge pieces drag out...I get so anxious in between sessions. I miss the instant gratification of small pieces.
So in case you missed it, here's my awesome giant fly.


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Vince

Sleeps like this right next to daddies face. A huge expanse of fat ass. I call him the white devil. Paul calls him an albino black panther.


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Sammy gets some love

But he hardly ever gets talked about here. He smiles just like David Letterman and is the only one that prefers me over DADDY!


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I love giraffes for some reason

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Sleep deprived for reals

I am on a 4 day very little sleep bender. There is a flu plague of zombie like proportions sweeping through the lab. 5 of my 12 work kids have drs notes for the entire week. We still have to get it all finished before we leave. I'm exhausted and grumpy and snuck out to smoke.
On an unrelated subject, I'm totally in love with my hipstamatic camera app. It makes even me look like herb ritts.
I only use this to take photos now. When I show them to Paul all excited by my artsy ness. He says " what is the real camera on that thing broken?"
He doesn't get ART!


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