New Contest!

Lots of super exciting stuff in July: My 7 year wedding anniversary, my 35th birthday, and my 1st anniversary on Etsy! Yay!

Because of all these exciting milestones I decided to have a super awesome new contest!

The winner will receive a package of fabulousness from my dearest teammates Etsydarkteam, probably some parasite pals (because I know how much you guys love that stuff), and Madge, a My Pretty Zombie Doll!

You can see more pictures and read her story here.


Most of you that read this know that my life consists of Zombies and Pee. So I would like to hear some of your good pee stories, because really, how could you ever get tired of that?


Please post your entries here in the comments. Make sure you send me your email address so I can find out where to send her. The winner will be chosen by random number generator on Sunday July 12 at 12 am pacific.
Please try to keep it pg-13 though...my mom reads this!


Good Luck everyone!

Because I know you were dying for pictures of gross pee

This one has a bug in it


-- Post From My iPhone

This is why we never go anywhere

So my friend Shannon invited Paul and I over for drinks last night. They have an assload of Dogs also so Paul asked if we could bring Oni.

While taking cute pictures of Oni playing with their Dog Jack, I snapped this fabulous moment for posterity.

Classic.

why kids shouldn't play with hot glue guns

I've got a matching one on the other hand. Luckily, I've got really icky callouses from opening thousands of pee jars every day, or it would have been worse. I was planning on making new huge bug hair things yesterday too. (sigh) Paul was outside picking up poop when I did this. Somehow, he didn't hear me screaming the eff word over and over again. When he came back inside, his assessment was that we should put butter on it.
Finally stopped hurting...this photo is 24 hours later. I'm a little worried about work today. But at least I can freak people out with it.
Cheering me up from being all blistery...I'm shop of the week on the etsydarkteam myspace! Also showing me some love is my favorite hair flower maker and darling teammate
jammerdesignz who featured me on her blog yesterday. I feel like a zombie princess! You guys are the greatest! Thanks for cheering me up! Hugs!

Just checking in...

It's been awhile...crazy ass few weeks at work, at home, on the team. I'm freaking exhausted!

Heres an update...

While reading my fabulous teammate Illustratedink's Blog about her super adorable new kitten, I figured I should blog about mine!

This is Lemon Domingo.

My favorite name of all time that I've seen on pee. I tell everyone that if we ever had a baby, thats what we would name it.

Oni is so butthurt about not being the center of attention. This is the first frontal picture of her that I've ever taken. She normally hides as soon as we get the camera out

Lemon is totally sweet. She is not at all afraid of the dogs. She is the new boss around here.

And I finally got to catch up on all my "So you think you can dance" episodes. Oh, how I love that show.