Thursday, April 23, 2009

Zombie Killer Giveaway!


Because I'm feeling all tired and crappy from working and my arm is about to fall the eff off from opening too many jars of pee in the last few weeks, I need some cheering up!
What better way to do that with a contest!
I love haiku almost as much as I love zombies.
Heres the deal you write a haiku...post it in the comments on my blog right here.
I will pick my favorite and that lucky someone will get a zombie killer pendant.
I will decide the winner on Thursday 4/30.
Any subject matter as long as its in the 3 line 5 syllable, 7 syllable, 5 syllable format
get to it!
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23 comments:

  1. DianeApril 23, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    then how 'bout a zombie haiku?
    (just for you!)

    the ending is near
    zombies taking over but
    i will not be lunch

    :)

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  2. Mrs. EvilsApril 24, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    nice!

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  3. AnonymousApril 24, 2009 at 11:51 AM

    zombies zombies here
    zombies there eating away
    at the face of Sally

    is that 5,7,5...whew tough stuff

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  4. Mrs. EvilsApril 24, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    paris hilton hot!

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  5. UnknownApril 24, 2009 at 6:14 PM

    Resident Evil
    that game gave me some nightmares
    zombies freak me out

    O_o

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  6. Mrs. EvilsApril 24, 2009 at 10:32 PM

    sweet!

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  7. NoneApril 25, 2009 at 6:29 AM

    prepare yourselves for
    the zombie apocalypse
    the end is quite nigh

    (yay zombies!)

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  8. Mrs. EvilsApril 25, 2009 at 10:43 AM

    awesome!

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  9. Static WhiteApril 25, 2009 at 5:51 PM

    My zombies eat fluff
    Sock monkeys are disturbing
    I know I am strange

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  10. tishaApril 25, 2009 at 5:59 PM

    brains are sweet, are good
    fast food is runners in shape:
    spit out the headphones

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  11. Mrs. EvilsApril 25, 2009 at 10:50 PM

    Zombie-rific, Static!

    Tisha, gore-tastic!

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  12. starlightsoundApril 26, 2009 at 4:39 AM

    What happened to Shawn
    when his friends and family became undead?
    He tried to become heroic.

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  13. shannon anne adele hartlepApril 26, 2009 at 9:23 AM

    i love the shawn one...maybe shaun?

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  14. Mrs. EvilsApril 26, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    They are all so spectacular! This is going to be tough!

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  15. The WitchApril 26, 2009 at 6:06 PM

    dead fuzzie on road
    you look very flat today
    i want a new hat

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  16. Mrs. EvilsApril 26, 2009 at 6:22 PM

    Love it!

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  17. DianeApril 27, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    just checking back in for new haikus! they are all so funny!!

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  18. Carrie HarrisApril 28, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    My favorite thing:
    Shooting zombies in the brain.
    Good family fun!

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  19. matthewdaleyApril 28, 2009 at 8:09 PM

    Hi Zombie friend - Ow!
    What is that you are doing?
    Hnng Ack Phbbt Wibble

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  20. Mrs. EvilsApril 29, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    Good ones! You guys are making this hard on me!

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  21. SomethingDreadfulApril 30, 2009 at 3:35 AM

    Hehe, this is last minute, I know.

    A Zombie's dead flesh
    is really not all that fresh
    compared to his breath

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  22. MorphologicaApril 30, 2009 at 5:01 AM

    Oooohhh...hope I'm not too late!!

    Jars of pee says she?
    That causes limbs to fall off?
    ....Zombie pee thinks me!

    Hahaha cool idea :)

    xx NotRocketSurgery.etsy (a new DarkSide member)

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  23. Mrs. EvilsApril 30, 2009 at 10:39 AM

    You guys are killing me with your awesomeness...

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