Thursday, April 23, 2009

Zombie Killer Giveaway!


Because I'm feeling all tired and crappy from working and my arm is about to fall the eff off from opening too many jars of pee in the last few weeks, I need some cheering up!
What better way to do that with a contest!
I love haiku almost as much as I love zombies.
Heres the deal you write a haiku...post it in the comments on my blog right here.
I will pick my favorite and that lucky someone will get a zombie killer pendant.
I will decide the winner on Thursday 4/30.
Any subject matter as long as its in the 3 line 5 syllable, 7 syllable, 5 syllable format
get to it!

23 comments:

  1. then how 'bout a zombie haiku?
    (just for you!)

    the ending is near
    zombies taking over but
    i will not be lunch

    :)

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  2. zombies zombies here
    zombies there eating away
    at the face of Sally

    is that 5,7,5...whew tough stuff

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  3. Resident Evil
    that game gave me some nightmares
    zombies freak me out

    O_o

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  4. prepare yourselves for
    the zombie apocalypse
    the end is quite nigh

    (yay zombies!)

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  5. My zombies eat fluff
    Sock monkeys are disturbing
    I know I am strange

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  6. brains are sweet, are good
    fast food is runners in shape:
    spit out the headphones

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  7. Zombie-rific, Static!

    Tisha, gore-tastic!

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  8. What happened to Shawn
    when his friends and family became undead?
    He tried to become heroic.

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  9. They are all so spectacular! This is going to be tough!

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  10. dead fuzzie on road
    you look very flat today
    i want a new hat

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  11. just checking back in for new haikus! they are all so funny!!

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  12. My favorite thing:
    Shooting zombies in the brain.
    Good family fun!

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  13. Hi Zombie friend - Ow!
    What is that you are doing?
    Hnng Ack Phbbt Wibble

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  14. Good ones! You guys are making this hard on me!

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  15. Hehe, this is last minute, I know.

    A Zombie's dead flesh
    is really not all that fresh
    compared to his breath

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  16. Oooohhh...hope I'm not too late!!

    Jars of pee says she?
    That causes limbs to fall off?
    ....Zombie pee thinks me!

    Hahaha cool idea :)

    xx NotRocketSurgery.etsy (a new DarkSide member)

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  17. You guys are killing me with your awesomeness...

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