So what kind of douchebag doesn't write in their blog for 17 months and then just shows up like a hobo on your doorstep expecting you to care?
This douchebag right here.
But in all fairness, I've been busy trying to reassemble my life.
Still testing pee. Still slaving away over makeup. Bought a house. Live there with my boyfriend of a little over a year. We've been friends for ages. Oh look, here's a picture of us from my 35 birthday party!