Oh hi!

So what kind of douchebag doesn't write in their blog for 17 months and then just shows up like a hobo on your doorstep expecting you to care?

This douchebag right here.

But in all fairness, I've been busy trying to reassemble my life.

Still testing pee.  Still slaving away over makeup.   Bought a house.  Live there with my boyfriend of a little over a year.   We've been friends for ages.  Oh look, here's a picture of us from my 35 birthday party!  

Henry and I


He was already madly in love with me at that point and plotting out ways to get rid of my husband.
According to me anyway.
Did I mention that he's 13 years younger than me?
So we live in this little house with a big backyard with all my animals and a one eyed cat named Dr.Pickles that's allegedly his.  Things ended up turning out pretty great for me.  I'm one lucky old broad.
We're leaving on a road trip this Saturday.  One of the reasons I wanted to get my blog going again.  The traveling stories were always my favorites even now.
So I'm back for a bit anyway. I missed you tons.
First stop, preston castle.